me: *laughs hysterically*
To the most amazing leader, Happy Birthday!
two kinds of people
Happy Birthday to the best Leader ever!
i hope it is filled with lots of smiles and happiness ^^
have you ever seen someone’s face and just wanted to look at them forever
Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated